I am sorry to hear that my calculator decrees your chest to be impossibly proportioned – clearly in this matter you must be given the benefit of the doubt. The code has been suitably admonished and is currently hiding, red-faced and embarrassed in a corner.

Your namesake before you mentioned just recently that she (I presume) found it most accurate – the intricacies of human anatomy continue to inspire and frustrate. I can only hope that your search for acceptable garmentry bears fruit, and wish you luck in all such endeavours.

One thing they did say though is that cup size names vary from manufacturer to manufacturer – not just country to country. This surprised me somewhat as a 30D from one company could be pretty close to a 32A from another (as an example only… I’m guessing at the actual measurements there but the concept is the important thing).

You obviously know the subject much better than I do – I just did what I was told!

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